Friday, January 18, 2013

WHAT DIDN'T_SUCK ABOUT 2012
(Part II of IV)

This the second of a four-part year-end post about 2012.  What didn't suck about The Earth, Commercials, and Business/Brands can be found here.

7. RADIO

  • KFI-AM, Los Angeles. I am a lifelong San Francisco resident, and as such, I have been raised by Herb Caen, the USF Dons, and the San Francisco Giants to dislike all things Los Angeles.  But I've never had a bad time when I have been in the Southland, the traffic is not egregiously worse than it is in S.F., and it's the home of my new favorite radio station, Clear Channel's KFI, accessible through the iHeartRadio app. Thank goodness I'm living in the internet age, and can download podcasts of the goofy Tim Conway Jr., the brash Bill Handel, the newshawk Bill Carroll, the sweet, hilarious, and talented Lisa Ann Walter, and the two and only John & Ken (more on them below).  KFI calls itself "More Stimulating Talk Radio," and it's not kidding. 
  •  John & Ken,  KFI Los Angeles John Kobylt ("KO-bilt") and Ken Chiampou ("sham-POE") continued their unrelenting, ongoing audio record of the rapid decline of the once-great state of California.  If you've heard of John & Ken, likely it's from their part in recalling former Governor Gray Davis, who was replaced by hacktor Arnold Schwarzenegger (to be fair, nobody foresaw that happening).  
John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou, KFI Los Angeles
I first encountered John & Ken in the late 1990s, when they had a syndicated show that was carried on KSFO (San Francisco) in the early evening.  In the midst of multiple Clinton scandals were decidedly more forgiving of than the rest of the lineup (Lee Rodgers, Geoff Metcalf, Jim Eason), and I found other things to do when Michael Savage's show (which hadn't yet been syndicated) ended and their show began.  Eventually, KSFO dropped John & Ken, and I didn't hear from them again until 2004. That's when George W. Bush Homeland Security Undersecretary Asa Hutchinson, in response to complaints from Chicano activist group National Council of La Raza ("The Race"), took action to end a phenomenally successful roundup of illegal immigrants by the Border Patrol in Southern California.  Hutchinson agreed to an interview with Kobylt (Ken was off that day), and he perhaps figured that all he had to do was say "Don't worry, we're on the case" and that would end the controversy.  John was having none of it, and several times stunned Hutchinson into dead silence when he refused to accept answers that fell short of promising enforcement.  Michelle Malkin linked audio of the interview (which I unfortunately cannot locate), and I fell into strictly non-romantic love with John & Ken.
When introducing people to John & Ken, it's almost as important to say what they aren't as to say what they are, because they confound many stereotypes about talk radio hosts.  They are often dismissed as "shock jocks." They are often mischaracterized as typical radio "right-wingers" because they take Democrats on with a vengeance.  Some say they're bigots because they're in favor of border enforcement, against illegal immigration, and delight in skewering L.A.'s incompetent Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa (more on him in 2.Politics).  Others call them "RINOs" because they don't delve into discussions of Obama's birthplace or religious beliefs, and laugh out loud at conspiracy theory talk of chemtrails, FEMA camps, and black helicopters.  As they say whenever they're written about, hardly anybody gets it right about them because they are impossible to pigeonhole.
Here are the facts: Kobylt (the louder, longer-winded, and more opinionated of the two) and Chiampou (who at times plays devil's advocate, and is a moderating influence on John) have been professional partners since they were paired as afternoon disc jockeys in New Jersey 25 years ago.  They trust no politicians (save Chris Christie -- more on him under Mark Levin), have no political affiliation, and bash whichever ideological side needs it at the time. Most of the time, who needs it are Democrats because there are only a few important elected officials in California that are Republican (as I type this, only San Diego's Rep. Darrell Issa comes to mind).  After decades of the state Assembly being close to split down the middle between Republicans and Democrats, the left has steadily built a veto-proof majority in both houses. Whatever happens in California government -- good or bad -- is stamped with a "D." Still, the remaining Republican politicians know they will get the Hutchinson treatment if they pettifog on John & Ken's air, so most of them -- and all GOP state officials -- are scared spitless of going on the show (yeah, I'm looking at you, Tom Del Beccaro).
Much attention is given to their style, which is oftentimes loud, snarky, cynical, rude, and occasionally lewd.  Sometimes, they are too frank for their own good and they regularly run afoul of the political correctness industry.  For example, in 2012 they came under fire for this exchange, in which Kobylt referred to the recently-deceased Whitney Houston as a "crack ho." No doubt it was a harsh thing to say, but it was part of a larger discussion of how Whitney's been addicted and out-of-control for two decades, something that cannot be denied.  Indeed, on the day Houston died in that luxury suite bathtub on the eve of the 2012 Grammy Awards, the National Enquirer's cover story on the supermarket racks was that she was "strung out and broke, it's worse than anyone thought." The article inside specifically mentioned Houston's hard partying with William "Ray J" Norwood (the nominal recording artist whose sex video made Kim Kardashian infamous), who was in her suite when she was pronounced dead. Nevertheless, the remark outraged enough people that KFI's owner Clear Channel Communications met with "community leaders" to do the shakedown shuffle.  It was baselessly alleged that Kobylt wouldn't have said it if more black people worked at the station.  It all resulted in a week-long suspension for John & Ken from KFI's air, and the permanent cancellation of their daily live remote segment on an L.A. afternoon TV newscast.
In a sense, John & Ken are like Bill O'Reilly in that they portray themselves as being in the reasonable middle between extreme poles.  But unlike self-described "culture warrior" O'Reilly, they have no tolerance for social conservatism.  That annoys me.  Kobylt especially summarily dismisses religious conservatives, and embraces stereotypes and dubious anecdotes that leftists spread about George W. Bush (of whom I'm not a fan) and Sarah Palin (of whom I am).  In the case of Palin, he ignores her steady and successful stewardship of the state of Alaska (all supposed "scandals" surrounding Palin are false and farcical), choosing to just call her "crazy" using as backup sources like Vanity Fair, The Daily Beast (online home of Palinphobes Tina Brown, Andrew Sullivan, John Avlon, Mark McKinnon, John Batchelor, and Meghan McCain), and even political consultant (and former McCain '08 honcho) Steve Schmidt. John was disgusted with Schmidt when he followed up McCain's loss by being the force behind Republican Meg Whitman's failed campaign for California Governor. Whitman was whipped by Jerry Brown, who spent a fraction of the record $162 million spent by Whitman under Schmidt's leadership. Just a year or so after laughing long and loud at how Schmidt conducted a devious, duplicitous, and extravagant campaign that cost Whitman a small fortune, John suddenly took him seriously when he blamed Palin for McCain's loss. 
On national political issues, where talkhosts like Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin and others are strong, Kobylt and Chiampou are weak (which is why I think the expansion of their show to the New York market is a bad idea). Outside of their home turf, they over-rely on MSM sources, whose biases are obvious. So, you may ask, why do I rarely miss a podcast? Because I know I'm going to learn something by listening to John & Ken I will NOT learn anyplace else. 
The John & Ken Show is the absolute best at lifting the rocks hiding the vermin infesting state and local government.  On a daily basis, they  expose how politicians are corrupted by influence peddling and leeches of every possible stripe: public employee union bosses, big corporation lobbyists (especially the ones who literally seduce lawmakers), environmental groups, ethnic pressure groups, NGOs, lawyers' groups, anarchists, friends and family of public officials, even churches and charitable organizations.  In the end, those are the entities that touch our lives more directly than the ones in Washington, D.C.  And John & Ken are blessed with the excellent reporting staff of KFI (Eric Leonard, Steve Gregory, Jo Kwon, Shannon Farren, et al), all of whom are sharper than a samurai sword.
Here's an example of what I mean. The YouTube video below is a portion from a show about "The Browndoggle," John & Ken's nickname for Governor Brown's so-called high-speed rail project, for which California voters foolishly approved a bond. Starting in the distant future (and perhaps never ending), the project will begin construction in the Central Valley of California, not the Northern or Southern cities that where tourists want to go. Why?  Because in 2010, Congressman Jim Costa (D-Fresno) withheld his vital "yes" vote on ObamaCare until he was assured by the Obamastration his district would get the first infusion of megamillions for the project. The language of the proposition contained specific guidelines about how fast the trains are supposed to travel to prevent the project from becoming just a massive years-on-end project to renew standard railroad tracks. The trains, as they are planned currently, fall far short of those speeds. Add to that the open admission by administrators drawing up the plans that they plan to use some of the borrowed billion$ to illegally fund non-HSR transportation projects by state legislators whose votes were needed to approve the train's existence.
Just by listening to this ten-minute segment of the John & Ken Show, you've learned more about the California so-called High Speed Rail project than you would have in many weeks' worth of thirty-second mentions on your local TV newscast.  That's just partial exposure of the shovels full of graft and wa$te that must constantly be fed into the government engine to create a concept that may never come to fruition. And that's why I listen even if John & Ken say something that makes me mad; I know something is coming later in the same broadcast that everyone should hear if they want to be even minimally informed.
Bottom line: If you don't listen to John & Ken, you don't really have a comprehensive understanding of the depth of the trouble California is in, and how it is a bellwether for the rest of the country. 
  • KFOG Ten@Ten Podcasts. Over 20 years ago, KFOG DJ Dave Morey -- the last link in Bay Area Radio to the days of free-form AOR (radio talk, scuse me) -- created Ten@Ten, a 10:00 am program in which he played ten songs from one year, or ten songs that fit a certain theme, or one song from ten consecutive years ... you get the picture.  It was so popular they played it again at 10:00 pm.  On Saturday mornings, KFOG used to play the five Monday-Friday shows consecutively.  Then Morey retired from radio, and the suits from Cumulus Media did what they do: Mess with success. But they did partially redeem themselves; 10@10 can't be heard on Saturday anymore, but the week's podcasts are now posted on Soundcloud.
  • Mark Davis. The Dallas-based frequent fill-in for Rush wasn't unemployed for long after being dumped by tight-fisted Cumulus Media's WBAPHe made a quick switch to Salem Communication's KSKY ("The Answer").  Davis is one of the rare widely-heard talkhosts who isn't afraid of being called a Christian conservative; most stay safely in the "I'm libertarian when it comes to that"category.  Unlike John & Ken, who rarely take calls and are short-tempered when they meet resistance, Mark truly is interested in what the audience thinks, and kindly engages opposing callers.  He is skilled in breaking down bluster and getting people to the point, but still allows them their say.  
Davis has now added a video blog.  This is the first of 2013.
 
I know it's none of my business, but I'm glad he's gotten rid of his goatee -- it made him look like Colonel Sanders.
  • Mark Levin, after wasting many hours over the past two years griping about Glenn Beck's stardom (and how many of Beck's ideas seem derivative of his), stayed focused on the Constitution in 2012.  He sounded an unheeded warning against Ameritopia, concentrating on first principles and calling out those who practice moderation in the defense of liberty and the pursuit of justice.   His Landmark Legal Foundation challenged ObamaCare in the Supreme Court, and LLF would have been successful in striking it down but for Chief Justice John Roberts' determination to retrieve politics from the jaws of the Constitution.  Mark was one of the few who dared call out Chris Christie, who is almost worshiped by others in talk radio, as a Republican governor who didn't join in the suit. 
Newbies may find him tough to listen to, but if you stick with him through some of his temper tantrums, the show's like a college course given by a wise professor.  The best part of his show from last year was his point-by-point explanation of Griswold vs. Connecticut, the 1965 Supreme Court decision that gave us the so-called "right to privacy."

George Stephanopoulos made this conversation necessary after out of the clear blue sky, he asked Mitt Romney this ridiculous question:
Romney acquitted himself well in this exchange, but this moment was nevertheless the genesis of what became the "Republicans' War on Women" meme against Romney; the bizarre assertion that because he refused to accept the premise of this question, that he in his heart wants to "turn back the clock" to "Nick at Nite" years when women had fewer rights.
  • Rush Limbaugh survived yet another national bash-and-boycott fest, this time over his unwise, crude remarks about the ridiculous twit Sandra Fluke.  As some were preparing his broadcast epitaph as he became the poster child for the "Republicans' War on Women," his already dominant ratings went up, and advertisers who abandoned him (especially Carbonite, which issued a incredibly terse statement) suffered a backlash.
  • Dana Loesch, KFTK St. Louis. Although she's had a falling-out with the people now guiding the Breitbart brand, talkhost/CNN contributor/pistol-packing mama Dana Loesch ("lash") is a proud Tea Party ruckus-raiser, fearless defender of the First and Second Amendments, a stalwart fighter against media bias, creeping governmental overreach, and a caller-out of bovine compost whipped up and plopped on your plate disguised as chocolate mousse. An authentic part-Cherokee, Loesch took it personally when Harvard professor Elizabeth Warren couldn't support her long-accepted (and false) assertion that she also had Native American roots.  Loesch's show was ground zero for coverage of  the Todd Akin (R-Missouri) gaffe, and she did her best to help him crawl out the hole he dug for himself; unfortunately, Akin decided he liked living like a gopher. She and her husband Chris are two of the biggest targets of the progressive lefties online.  (More on Chris in Part 5. Internet).
  • Red Eye Radio. Cumulus, which cut its KSFO programming costs by dumping Rush in favor of Mike Huckabee, also cast off Coast-to-Coast AM, the Twilight Zone-ish show that Art Bell made infamous.  In its place, it added Red Eye Radio (not affiliated with Fox News' Red Eye program), Gary McNamara & Eric Harley's syndicated show. For the first time since KNEW dispatched Lars Larson, there's Bay Area talk after midnight worth listening to.

6. TELEVISION (in alphabetical order):  

  • Sharyl Attkisson, CBS News reporter who, in the greatest tradition of investigative reporting,  continued her aggressive, tenacious coverage of the Fast and Furious scandal. The rest of the mainstream media pretended the entire story was either meaningless or unimportant because acknowledgment of it would have been hazardous to the reputation (and re-election hopes) of President Obama.  No, she won't say that, even if she agrees (I have no idea if she does).
Attkisson often uses her Twitter feed to provide context that was missing from the final cut on video. Following her is a good idea. Tell her @LNSmithee sent you.
  • The Big Bang Theory, CBS. I would love to have had a hidden microphone in the CBS boardroom when this show was pitched. 
"Good Morning, Mr. Moonves. This show's about four socially-retarded genius scientists who dress horribly, are obsessed with comic books, and can't maintain a relationship with the opposite sex. One is a short, bespectacled asthmatic nerd with a crush on a beautiful blonde waitress/aspiring actress across the hall, one is a tall, skinny, obsessive-compulsive guy who is like C-3PO with human flesh, one is a horny nebbish who still lives with his domineering mom, and one is an Indian immigrant who is incapable of speaking to women he's attracted to unless he's inebriated.  Throughout each episode, there are cultural references about Star Trek, Dungeons and Dragons, Doctor Who, video games, and various superheroes (including Aquaman).  Every so often, real-life genius scientists will guest star so the characters can fawn over them as if they were rock stars.  Trust us, Mr. Moonves, given time, not only will this show be a huge hit, it will defeat American Idol head-to-head, become the nation's most watched program, and absolutely clean up in syndication. So ...whaddaya think?"  
  • Jedediah Bila, Fox News Channel & Fox Business Network.  When someone you respect for her substance comes into your life in a form with electromagnetic allure, how do you acknowledge her smarts or the sexiness (or both) without seeming patronizing?  If you don't know what I mean, meet Jedediah Bila ("jed-eh-DYE-a BEE-la"), the Audrey Hepburn of television punditry.  She's the author of Outnumbered (her book about being a Reagan conservative in progressive New York City), and the reason why some East Coast guys set their alarms for 3:00 am when they've got to get up at 7:00 am (on the West Coast, Red Eye comes on at midnight. Nyaah.)  
Nobody can put a sound byte together on the fly like the Jedi Princess can. A graduate with honors of Columbia University, she's an articulate advocate of her convincing positions. Concise and to the point, clear as a bell, and eminently quotable. 

Jedediah's secret seems to be that she knows what her principles are and can explain the reasons why she holds them.  What a concept, huh?  There's a long list right-of-center people that ought to learn from her.
As I alluded to earlier: She's unapologetically gorgeous; a doe-eyed, long-legged enchantress (who was at one time a high school teacher inspiring countless pleasant dreams). Jedediah Bila is a seriously intelligent woman.  But from what I've been able to gather, like Nancy Kwan's "Linda Low" in Rogers & Hammerstein's Flower Drum Song, Jedediah Bila enjoys being a girl. 

  • Breaking Bad, AMC. The promised transformation of Walter White from underachieving chemist/high school teacher to desperate meth-cooking terminal cancer patient to healthy cold-blooded drug kingpin is complete, and now, in the final season, comes the downfall.
Every episode is an acting clinic given by three-time Emmy-winner Bryan Cranston, two-time Emmy winner Aaron Paul, and supporting cast members like Emmy nominee Giancarlo Esposito, Jonathan Banks, Dean Norris, Bob Odenkirk, and others. Creator Vince Gilligan has thus far fulfilled his original vision in thrilling, nerve-shattering fashion. I just hope it ends satisfactorily and doesn't limp to the finish line, as did other great shows like Lost, Seinfeld and (some say) The Sopranos
  • Broke, ESPN. A 30 for 30 documentary directed by Billy Corben. Corben interviewed over a dozen former professional athletes about how they either squandered or were cheated out of their multi-million dollar salaries.  While fascinating to watch for many reasons, one thing I took away from it is that public education fails miserably to teach students about the realities of economics. 
  • Neil Cavuto, Fox News Channel/Fox Business Network. The tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating financial expert takes no prisoners in his interviews; he insists on answers to relevant questions, and when they aren't forthcoming, he'll ever-so-gently reach into your throat to pull them out. 
Also, Cavuto's "Common Sense" monologues at the end of Your World with Neil Cavuto are always worth watching. 
  • Fox & Friends First, Fox News Channel, for the first ten minutes. (WARNING: Politically correct women, skip this one, your blood pressure will thank you). It's like being a schoolboy allowed in a faculty lounge where every bug-eye beautiful, endless-legged teacher you've ever had in your life meets before the first class of the day. "Good Morning, Ms. Nauert. (sigh...) Good Morning, Ms. Earhardt. (sigh...) Good Morning, Ms. Childers. (sigh...) Good Morning, Ms. Simonetti. (sigh...) Good Morning, Ms. Kooiman. (sigh...) Good morning, Ms. M-m-m-molina ..." It softens the blow suffered by leg men since the cancellation of Deal or No Deal. 

  • Fox News. Contrary to its famous slogan, Fox News Channel is NOT "fair and balanced," it IS balance.   
The Obamastration and the mainstream media (MSM) have a symbiotic working arrangement: The White House keeps them at arm's length and treats them like mushrooms, and the press corps grins and bears it because the alternative is giving the Republicans traction. The goal in the Obama era is not informing the public, it's damaging the GOP -- otherwise, there would be something resembling balance in the MSM, and there would be fewer reasons for Fox News to exist.  So after the deadly terror attacks occurred in Benghazi killing an American ambassador and three others on September 11, 2012, reporters for other "news" organizations (other than Jake Tapper, and maybe a few others) just swallowed and regurgitated Jay Carney and Victoria Nuland's nuggets of It Was The Muslim-Bashing YouTube Video And We're Sticking To That.  To challenge the official story might cause people to question the Obama campaign slogan "Bin Laden is Dead and GM is alive!"
When Mitt Romney criticized Obama for blaming the guaranteed free speech of an U.S. resident for the deaths of four Americans abroad, the MSM ganged up on him for speaking out "before ... all the facts were known" at the same time the White House was providing nothing but outright lies. But the pavement-pounding journalists of FNC showed the MSMers who's boss -- Jennifer Griffin and Catherine Herridge uncovered inconvenient accounts about the Benghazi fiasco from their own sources.  Faced with either following up or disproving Fox News exclusives while the polls showed Obama might be vulnerable, they predictably hunkered down, kept their traps shut, and let Obama run out the clock on the campaign until it was too late to raise the issue again. As FNC's Bret Baier uncovered in his blog, only then, less than 48 hours before the polls opened November 6th, did CBS News release the portion of Obama's September 12, 2012 interview with Steve Kroft proving that in the second debate against Romney, he lied about having called the Benghazi incident an "act of terror." Obama was confident that Kroft would cover his inferior posterior, and he did.
I have my problems with Fox News Channel, though; When important stories happen in the wee hours of the morning across the world, the network is useless. Not even the Peruvian mine rescue or the Japan earthquake/tsunami broke the spell of FNC's self-imposed siesta from 3:00 am - 6:00 am EST, after On The Record with Greta Van Susteren replay and before Fox & Friends -- in both cases, one had to go to the other news nets for live coverage because Fox just replayed its earlier live reporting, all without signifying that what viewers were watching happened three hours before.  I also think Rupert Murdoch royally screwed Glenn Beck, whose 5:00 pm show was the most unique hour on television.  Beck's suspicions about the putatively benevolent "Arab Spring" turned out to be prescient, and his prediction that President Obama would use Saul Alinsky's "Rules For Radicals" as a playbook was spot-on. That being said....
  • Greg Gutfeld, whose The Five round table discussion show replaced Beck, has risen from the depths of Red Eye, a bawdy experimental 3:00 am gabfest (that amazingly outdraws CNN primetime shows in viewership), to early prime on FNC, to guest-hosting The O'Reilly Factor!  That on top of writing a New York Times bestseller (The Joy of Hate).  If you're a conservative, his monologues on The Five (formerly known as the "Greg-alogue" on Red Eye) might be one of the highlights of your day (at least, it's often mine).  
Of all the surviving friends of Andrew Breitbart taking up the slack in his early demise, Gutfeld seems to be the most forceful and thus true to the cause of breaking the grip liberalism has on American culture.  He's getting in the face of the useless old guard (hello, Karl Rove) and the hypocritical elites, and having a hearty laugh while doing it. 
  • The Good Wife, CBS. A star-studded law firm show that has no illusion of do-gooder idealism and that includes warts missing from previous series of the genre.  In my humble opinion, Wife is the only broadcast drama that comes close to those offered on cable.  True, it does have a habit of head-nods to leftist and occasionally radical political stances, as well as an overabundance of same-sex makeout scenes (come on, folks, even if you buy into the debunked 10% figure, there's still way too much).  That being said, the writers of the show wisely resist setting up conservative or "too" religious straw men to be pummeled into submission, as was a common practice on programs like Cold Case, Boston Legal, L.A. Law, Picket Fences, The Practice, Harry's Law, The West Wing, and various Law & Order shows.  For the most part, Wife portrays lawyers as they are -- y'know, lawyers -- and not guardian or avenging angels.
  • Impractical Jokers, TruTV. After 2011, I needed something to laugh about, and this show delivers like no other. Jokers stars the four-man troupe The Tenderloins, childhood friends turned childish adults.  They each compete to see which of them can be embarrassed in public on hidden camera the most, via directions that the others give through an in-ear transmitter.  If you are prone to slapping your knee when you laugh really hard, you may have trouble walking after watching.  
  • Judge Judy. To paraphrase praise that the late, legendary concert promoter Bill Graham gave the Grateful Dead: She's not the best as what she does, she's the only one who does what she does.
  • Killer Karaoke, TruTV. A guilty pleasure. High concept: American Idol meets Fear Factor. I can't stand Jackass, the show that made Killer host Steve-O infamous. I figured I'd be safe checking the show out for a few minutes, thinking I am too mature to laugh. I'm not. 
  • Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable, ESPN2. Le Batard is a syndicated sports talkhost and sportswriter for the Miami Herald. On DLHQ, he sits on a studio set designed to resemble a modest kitchen.  From there, he interviews sports figures via satellite and answers questions about the sports events of the day (thus the title) read by his father Gonzalo (or "Papi"), a Cuban immigrant with a heavy accent and infectious laugh.  It sounds silly, and sometimes it is (as when Papi reads rap lyrics off a teleprompter), but you have no idea how enjoyable it is until you watch.  It's especially fun for those of us who can't talk with our dads about sports anymore. Here's Papi in what was originally supposed to be a web-only discussion about his early childhood in Cuba, his path to the United States, and his thoughts about Fidel Castro. It was played on ESPN 2 due to popular demand.
  • Mad Men, AMC. Season Five had a hard act to follow in Season Four, which featured "The Suitcase" (ep. 407), one of the best-spent hours in front of the tube since its invention. Don Draper's third marriage -- which he fought his carnal tendencies to maintain, to the point where it appeared (at first) he fatally strangled a former fling who refused to take "no" for an answer -- is now teetering on the edge.  His saucy new ex-secretary bride, who showed glimpses of budding brilliance in the advertising field, followed her disapproving socialist father's advice, and will instead pursue a career in acting that distances her from Don physically and emotionally. 

It disappoints me that many Mad fans missed the philandering Don, as if they were living vicariously through him, and didn't want him to stay faithful to a smart, young, smoking hot French Canadian chick that his children like.  One more thing: I'm still mad that "The Suitcase" didn't win every Emmy for which it was nominated (including Supporting Actress nominee Elisabeth Moss). That one episode was better than anything from Friday Night Lights in its history. 
  • Gavin McInnes on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. Whether the Scottish-Canadian author/comic was speaking as his soft-spoken (but outspoken) self, in the character of his proudly commie brother "Miles McInnes" or his tartan-clad firebrand father "Jimmy McInnes" from Glasgow, he never failed to break me up (and everyone else on the panel). In a just world, if Louis C.K. is funny enough to deserve three Emmys, McInnes ought to have more than he can carry in his arms.
  • MLB Network. Porn for fans of the greatest sport of all. Wall-to-wall baseball. Analysis almost completely by former players who know of what they speak. Great moments revisited. Highlights. History. Movies. Everything you want, nothing you don't. 
Uhh, check that -- the one thing that made me switch the channel in disgust is when Keith Olbermann guest-hosted Hot Stove on Thanksgiving. 
  • The Pitch, AMC. Part of what hooked me on Mad Men was the fictional glimpse into the creative processes of an advertising agency.  The Pitch eavesdrops on two real ad agencies competing for the same big-ticket account. Like all reality TV, it's tough to know how much is authentic and how much is contrived, but The Pitch showed what goes into the sieve before it comes out as the ads you either love or hate.  It's something that comes to mind when I look at ads like Little Caesars' mind-numbing "Fishing" spot and wonder how strong the drugs dealt around Chicago's Tris3ct agency must be.
  • Shark Tank, ABC. The only truly educational reality show on the air.  Real people, real products, real money, real drama.  They DID build their businesses.
  • The World's Dumbest, TruTV.  Another brain-on-hold laugh-fest from the network that used to be CourtTV, this show features collections of video footage of dumb criminals, dumb inventions, dumb daredevils, etc., with two-cents punch lines from troubled former child actors (Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Leif Garrett), C-, D, and Z-list celebs (Daniel Baldwin, Frank Stallone, Karrine Stephans[!]) unknown comedians (Judy Gold, Chuck Nice, Loni Love, among others), and disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding.  Hey, it keeps her from kneecapping her rivals.

In the next post: What didn't suck in 2012 in Music, The Internet, and Politics!

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

WHAT DIDN'T_SUCK ABOUT 2012
(Part I of IV)

My year-end review is finally here...a week late.  

Originally, this was supposed to be a year-end post with "Best" and "Worst" of 2012.  But as the time was counting down on the "Fiscal Cliff," and America re-elected the worst President in my lifetime just because he is more "likable" than a man slimed more than Dr. Peter Venkman, I couldn't think of many "Best" things.  2012 sucked from beginning to end, I thought.  

Then, I spent December 24th the way I have for many years now: Watching Frank Capra's masterpiece It's A Wonderful Life, which in my humble opinion is the closest any motion picture has ever come to perfection.  Not only because every line, every scene, every facial expression is exactly what it should be, but because of the way it makes you, the viewer, reflect on your own life.  It challenges you to think of the positive effect you have on others when you don't realize it, how others may not be aware of the positive effect they have on you, and how important it is that those feelings are expressed.  Every holiday season, there is without fail that someone you can point to and say, "_________ should have seen It's A Wonderful Life before s/he __________."  For example, it was during one year's IAWL broadcast that a news promo came on saying a woman had bailed out of a corporate jet without a parachute, plunging some 2,000 feet to her death.

It was while I was under the influence of "Capra Corn" that I decided to count my blessings and find some good things to remember about 2012. At first, it was just a short list.  Then more things came to mind.  And more people that I appreciated.  And more things they did that I was impressed with. And more jokes that made me laugh out loud.   And more audio and video that I wanted to share or introduce people to. And more times I wished I could have reached through the TV, the radio, and my computer screen and given someone a hug in appreciation.

Eventually, the list grew so long that it didn't make sense to put it all into one thread.  So I broke it into four, counting down the categories in which I found something good to look back on.  We start with The Earth, Commercials, and Brands/Business.

10. THE EARTH

  • As we all knew it would, it didn't end somehow due to an asteroid, the reversal of poles, because of devastating weather conflagrations due to climate change, or because the Almighty decided he has had quite enough of us.  Sometimes we feel like the world is ending, but it's just a tiny little part of our personal world.  As long as the rest of it is here with other good things remaining, we shouldn't check out early. That's one of the lessons that George Bailey learned from Clarence Oddbody.  Attaboy, Clarence!

9. COMMERCIALS: 

  • ESPN produced promos more entertaining than most of its programming. Highlights include this SportsCenter spot with Pro Football Hall of Fame analyst John Clayton, who always does his reports from a remote studio:
This one from the "It's Not Crazy, It's Sports" series shows the hazards of sharing a name with a sports legend.

And this one, showing that despite the intense rivalry leading them to baseless prejudice, Manchester soccer fans are really brothers from different mothers. After the near-murder of Giants fan Bryan Stow by drunken Dodgers fans in 2011, it's something to think about.


Then, they were inexplicably dumped by DirecTV in favor of spots starring a prickly married (?) couple bickering over DVR space, featuring an unlovable jerk of a husband/father who complains that he never gets to see his wife naked. Here's a tip: Stop being an unlovable jerk. Maybe that'll work.
  • 2013 Dodge Dart. Dodge's minute-and-a-half commercial for the all-new Dodge Dart premiered in the MLB All-Star Game and blew me away.  The 30-second versions aren't quite as good. 
  • Dos Equis' Radio Commercials featuring "The Most Interesting Man In The World" are always good for a laugh or two, but ad agency Havas Worldwide outdid itself with this one in the days leading up to Cinco De Mayo:

8. BUSINESS/BRANDS: 

  • Chick-Fil-A stood strong in the face of unrelenting vilification by craven politicians and a corrupt media.  
In an uncharacteristically balanced interview on CNN (likely because host Soledad O'Brien was not anchoring that day), watch Chicago Alderman Proco Joe Moreno tap dancing around what he's demanding out of Chick-Fil-A before he supports an ordinance change to allow them to open on a tract in "his" ward.
Now, here's Boston Mayor Thomas Menino saying that his letter to Chick-Fil-A dis-inviting it to Boston (also sent to the land owner of the proposed new location)  doesn't carry any extra weight because he can't legally enforce his negativity: 




I wrote this blog post about San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee and his fascistic warning to the Chick-Fil-A owners:
Chick-Fil-A's operators didn't back down, and the chain was rewarded for its courageous stand for its principles by the biggest single day in its history. Here's Fox News' Eric Bolling recapping Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day with its originator, Mike Huckabee.  

A pro-gay marriage "kiss-in" counter-protest fizzled days later.
  • Papa John's founder John Schnatter boldly (and factually) stated that he would have to cut workers' hours in 2013 as a result of ObamaCare surviving a Supreme Court challenge and Obama's re-election.  When lefties punished him with a half-hearted boycott, people like yours truly responded with a Chick-Fil-A-ish "buy-cott."
  •  Coca-Cola's Freestyle Fountain. This modern technological marvel with old-world gleaming fountain style (created by auto designer Pininfarina) is a game-changer; every soft drink offered by the Coca-Cola company is loaded inside, with added flavoring if you;d like, creating up to over 100 different possibilities. If I'm in the mood for fast food and a drink, and I have a choice between a going to a place with a dozen or so fountain options and the big red Freestyle machine, it's an easy call.


Coming up next: What Didn't Suck About Radio and Television in 2012!

Sunday, December 09, 2012

GOLDEN STATE WORRIER: CALIFORNIA'S SELF-DESTRUCTION IS A WARNING FOR THE REST OF AMERICA

This is my reaction to a "jasond," a commenter on Legal Insurrection's brilliant Prof. William A. Jacobson's post about the viral video titled "Why Our Country is Going Down The Drain," in which Judge Judy's Judith Sheindlin grills a deadbeat dude who didn't pay his girlfriend rent despite having received thousands of dollars in misappropriated government aid.  The original LI post, titled "What do you do? I'm me" (a quote from the unjustly conceited defendant) can be found here, in which the video is embedded.

jasond's comment was as follows:
Multiply [the guy in the video] and his former girlfriend by 10 million and you’ve got california. Eisenhowers’ “domino theory” may been correct all along. We just didn’t realize the first domino would be california.
My reply:
You know that brief feeling of terror when you’re driving in wet conditions and you find yourself hydroplaning and heading toward a guard rail or another vehicle? That feeling that it’s inevitable that you’re going to crash, and it’s just a matter of how badly you’re hurt and how much it will cost you?
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That’s what it feels [like] nowadays to be a California resident with no hope of relocating.

Folks, if you aren’t absolutely steeped in what’s happening in what used to be The Golden State, you have NO idea what’s going on. Jerry Brown is trying to create a legacy for himself before he croaks, and is hoping that will include the extravagant, unneeded so-called “high speed rail” stretching north to south. Arnold Schwarzenegger earlier wanted his landmark to be a state-funded multibillion dollar stem-cell research program that has yielded NO breakthroughs, and was the main driver behind the recently-begun job-killing cap-and-trade program that California voters foolishly approved. And Ahnuld’s predecessor Gray Davis, in his haste to buy the loyalty of public employee unions, installed the Sacramento plumbing flushing hundreds of billions of dollars to pension funds based on the expectation that the dot-com boom would never end. Oops.

Former RINO CA Lieutenant Governor Abel Maldonado
Add on top of that the fact the Republican Party is for all intents and purposes non-existent in the state after Democrats won a supermajority in the Senate and Assembly. That means that not only can tax increases can be passed by the legislature without two-thirds voter approval, it means those approvals can survive Brown’s veto (which could allow him to position himself as being fiscally responsible when he’s not).
Well, so what, you may ask — Dems are overreaching. Things are cyclical. It will come back to bite them if they go too far. Not so fast (pay attention, it gets into deep weeds here).

As part of a deal to temporarily close a budget gap during the Schwarzenegger fiasco, RINO State Senator Abel Maldonado — who had a speaking part at the 2008 Republican Convention — crossed party lines and cast a tie-breaking vote. He was rewarded by Dem support of his pet legislation — a bill that made California general elections competitions between the top two vote-getters in open primaries. That means that each final vote could potentially be between two candidates of the same party. Guess how well that worked out for Republican candidates.

The grateful Schwarzenegger also appointed Maldonado to the Lieutenant Governor position replacing John Garamendi, who left after winning the retired Ellen Tauscher’s Congressional seat. Maldonado thought with the top-two system in place and his advantage over any challenger as an incumbent, he would be a shoo-in for election to a full term when his centrism and Hispanic heritage was factored in. Then, former S.F. Mayor Gavin Newsom, having earlier realized he couldn’t beat Brown for Governor, jumped late into the Lt. Gov. race, and soundly defeated Maldonado.

Undeterred, Maldonado ran for a newly-drawn Congressional district vs. ensconced liberal Dem Lois Capps. Despite L.A.’s NBC affiliate’s declaration that his top-two gambit was a success because he might not have faced Capps in November otherwise, he still lost — as did nearly every Republican on the ballot facing a Democrat. Maldonado hoist himself with his own petard twice! More importantly, because of his selfish ambition, chances that a Pub will be able to supplant any important official in California anytime soon are slim to none.

That’s a primer for you folks in the forty-something remaining sane states. Learn from California’s mistakes so you won’t have to suffer them yourselves. Meanwhile, I’m working on a petition to change the state bird from the California Golden Quail to the Coal Mine Canary.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

AGAIN, BOB COSTAS SHOOTS FIRST, AIMS LATER

The following is my reaction to Bob Costas' controversial comments about the Kansas City Chiefs' Jovan Belcher's murder-suicide, and his echoing of Jason Whitlock's remarks not only about the incident itself, but about the 2nd Amendment right to own a gun.  The yellow text below is what was posted by me on a Bay Area media blog, Rich Lieberman 415 Media.

For background, here's the entire speech from NBC's Football Night In America on December 1, and here's the full text of Jason Whitlock's blog about the incident and its societal implications.
 
 

Bob Costas seems to me to be one of those guys who feels trapped in the well-feathered nest he's built for himself. He's made his solid reputation covering sports, but thinks that he's beyond silly games after so many years and wants to leave it behind. He would like to be Keith Olbermann or Bryant Gumbel (presumably minus the unjustifiably massive egos and reported personality disorders), but he can't make the transition until he first establishes his bonafides.

Remember that Costas previously dipped his toe into unsolicited social commentary in his coverage of Gabby Douglas' Gold Medal victory in the 2012 London Olympics, saying she was an inspiration to "African-American girls out there tonight who are saying, 'Hey, I'd like to try that too.'" Yeah, just one problem, Bob; Douglas was NOT the first black American to win a Gold. Dominique Dawes [pictured, second from left] won one as a member of the U.S. crew that won the team competition in 1996 - the year Douglas was born. People mostly remember the team nicknamed "The Magnificent Seven" for Kerri Strug [second from right]'s courageous vault on an injured ankle and coach Bela Karolyi's encouragement ("You cahn do eet!") The color barrier of Gold Medal achievement had been shattered by Dawes for over a decade and a half when Costas threw in his gratuitous footnote. He was fishing for an angle beyond the games themselves, but came up with a minnow.

Costas' Sunday remarks were more egregiously half-baked. With only a minute and a half to a commercial break, Costas started by chiding everyone for not being able to achieve sufficient "perspective" about tragedies that occur among sports figures with the exception of Kansas City sportswriter Jason Whitlock. In his Fox Sports.com blog, Whitlock blamed the death of Belcher and his girlfriend on the fact that he even had a firearm. Costas selectively quoted Whitlock, using these paraphrased quotes: "Our current gun culture simply ensures that more and more domestic disputes will end in the ultimate tragedy, and that more convenience-store confrontations over loud music coming from a car will leave more teenage boys bloodied and dead ... In the coming days, Jovan Belcher’s actions, and their possible connection to football, will be analyzed. Who knows? But here, wrote Jason Whitlock, is what I believe: if [Jovan Belcher] did not possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today."

Costas seemed to want to reduce Whitlock's comments to the usual fretting about immature inner-city teenagers and intense family quarrels settled quickly and fatally. Costas didn't follow through on the full thrust of Whitlock's words, so allow me to fill in the blanks Costas didn't want attributed to him personally:

We’d prefer to avoid seriously reflecting upon the absurdity of the prevailing notion that the second amendment somehow enhances our liberty rather than threatens it ... How many lives have to be ruined before we realize the right to bear arms doesn’t protect us from a government equipped with stealth bombers, predator drones, tanks and nuclear weapons?


Whitlock wasn't only musing about skewed "perspective." He wasn't simply suggesting that people should choose not to own a gun. Whitlock was taking on the Supreme Court's definition of the Second Amendment, expanding the scope from the common perils of a loaded gun in a home to stereotypes of the few and far-between who hoard arms to protect themselves against a tyrannical federal government.

Again, Costas, in his haste to elevate his presence in our living rooms to The Big Picture Beyond Sports, eloquently and sincerely said something that sounded like it made perfect sense at first listen. Then, upon analysis, it was found wanting. President Obama (I'm not a fan) recently referred to such statements as "Shooting first and aiming later," if you'll pardon the expression.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

JUST SAY NO TO CRACK: SAN FRANCISCO'S NUDITY BAN ISN'T ABOUT CONSERVATISM, IT'S ABOUT SANITY

This is my reaction to a piece written by Slate magazine's William Saletan, who suggests that the reason why San Francisco's Castro neighborhood rose to oppose the increasingly bold nudists walking around in the neighborhood is because they are "becoming more bourgeois" due to a shift toward same-sex marriage and, more importantly, parentage:

Ever since gay marriage became a plausible idea, opponents have predicted it would unravel society. There’d be runaway polygamy, bestiality, and public nudity. In 2008, as Californians debated a gay-marriage ballot measure, Americans For Truth About Homosexuality said it was “no coincidence that the man who took it upon himself four years ago to illegally and radically redefine marriage,” then-San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, was promoting an event featuring “rampant public nudity.” This year, the Family Policy Institute of Washington warned that Referendum 74, which proposed to legalizing same-sex marriage in Washington state, would “make marriage genderless” and lead to men using women’s locker rooms. The National Organization for Marriage, capitalizing on a nudist’s stunt, ran the headline: “The ‘Naked Cowboy’ Comes Out for Gay Marriage.” The Iowa Republican depicted same-sex marriage as a gateway to nudity, incest, and necrophilia.

The predictions haven’t panned out. Instead, gays have drawn a line. While voters in Washington and three other states endorsed same-sex marriage this month, residents of San Francisco’s Castro district, possibly the most gay-friendly place on Earth, persuaded the city’s board of supervisors to pass an ordinance restricting public nudity. The rise of same-sex households isn’t making society queer. It’s making gay people bourgeois ...

My comment, which I posted at 7:00 am PST on November 28, 2012 (it has not been approved as yet):
As a lifelong resident of San Francisco, I can tell you that the populace here isn't getting any more conservative. It's been decades since anyone in city government came out of the closet and admitted that they, indeed, are Republican. The politics have gotten nastier for officials who didn't feel a compulsion to shift more to the left as the center moved to the right. For example, in the last mayoral election, the moderate Democrat public defender was vilified by the city's public employee unions for the sole offense of sponsoring a pension reform measure on the ballot. This earned him one attack ad showing his face alongside Sarah Palin's & George W. Bush's, and a another one suggesting there was no difference between him and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker ("San Francisco is NO Tea Party Town!")



I know that people who are in favor of same-sex marriage want to believe that it's the moral equivalent of banishing anti-miscegenation laws (it's not), and to that end will embrace arguments that marriage in the gay community will temper the perception (or the reality) of the stereotypical promiscuous homosexual that causes Midwestern church ladies to clutch their pearls. That's a discussion for another time, because the nudity debate isn't really about that. It's about the line -- invisible to the naked eye (pun not intended) -- between "enough" and "too much."

Mr. Saletan compiled examples of public nudity long tolerated in San Francisco: The Bay to Breakers 10K bacchanalia, the Pride Parade with its long history of literally shameless exhibitionism before an audience of all ages, and The Folsom Street Fair, at which SF Police stand by and keep "order" among open displays of onanism and sadomasochism. Here's the difference, though: Those are events, not everyday life. The idea is that as long as a crowd of thousands only gather together to "scare the horses" once a year, it's not worth the expense and the effort to haul them all into the pokey -- just don't start waving broken whiskey bottles around.

But as is written in Ecclesiastes (or for you atheists, as The Byrds sang), "There is a season and a time to every purpose..." Even in the planet's Gay Mecca, the consensus is clear: The time for public nudity is NOT seven days a week in broad daylight at a busy intersection and for NO real purpose besides expressing the opinion that one's birthday suit ought to be seen by people who have NO true interest in looking. Public nudity per se has nothing to do with being homosexual or not, it has to do with eschewing rudimentary hygiene and lack of consideration for others.

As I said at the beginning, San Francisco isn't getting more conservative, but this narrow Board of Supervisors vote may be an indication that the city has finally hit bottom on being bizarre for bizarreness' sake. In 2008, an Eff You ballot measure that would rename a sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush was surprisingly defeated, and in 2009, gay Supervisor Bevan Dufty's proposed "sex tents" idea ("There are definitely people interested in seeing more public sex") was shot down in flames.

Calm down, lefties. Cracking down on people who wave their crack outdoors won't make San Francisco into Peoria any time soon.  

It occurred to me after writing this that it's ironic how Peoria, IL has become the go-to city when using shorthand for Middle America ("Will it play in Peoria?") when, in reality, Illinois was the first state in the union to decriminalize sodomy in 1961, a decade and a half before California did. So, in a sense, San Francisco adopted Peoria values.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

MORE FREE SPEECH DECAY: PHILLY HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER COMPARES STUDENT'S ROMNEY T-SHIRT TO KKK SHEET, THREATENS TO DEFACE IT


Above is the original audio of the October 3 phone call to Larry Mendte of Philadelphia talk radio station WWIQ-FM 106.9 by Richard Pawlucy, father of the 16-year-old Charles Carroll High School student who was singled out, castigated, and threatened for choosing to wear a Romney-Ryan T-shirt on "Dress Down Friday."

Allegedly, Pawlucy's daughter's teacher told her to take the shirt off because it was like wearing "a Ku Klux Klan sheet," also threatening to cross the names out, wielding a marker. 

In the current atmosphere in which leftists are questioning whether the First Amendment right to free speech ought to include speech that drives intolerant idiots to vandalism at the least (e.g., Muslim bloggerette Mona Eltahawy, captured on video below) and murder at the most, this is another step in the wrong direction.



But it's not unusual for educators who are worshipful of Obama to overstep their bounds and bully youngsters who don't think he's good enough for America.  Remember this teacher from 2008, and how she -- in front of a camera crew recording every word -- felt justified in telling the daughter of a soldier deployed in Iraq that electing John McCain would mean "your dad could stay in the military for another hundred years!"



Philadelphia newspapers have picked up this story, and so has POLITICO.  That's a surprise. But don't look for it on the usual MSM suspects. 

This entry was updated October 3, 2012 10:00 pm PDT to correct the transposed names of the parent and the talk host. It was further updated October 9, 2012 to reflect the corrected spelling of the parent's surname.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

"LIVING IN SIN IS THE NEW THING": TORONTO SCHOOLS PROMOTE GENDER-BENDING AND POLYGAMY TO GRADE SCHOOL KIDS

You may remember a ridiculous Canadian couple that in 2011 announced they were going to stand athwart logic and human biology, and refuse to identify the gender of "Storm," their newborn child.

Kathy Witterick, 38, and David Stocker, 39, have only allowed their midwives and two older sons to peek beneath the diaper of 4-month-old Storm.
When Storm came into the world in a birthing pool on New Year's Day, they sent out this email: "We decided not to share Storm's sex for now -- a tribute to freedom and choice in place of limitation, a standup to what the world could become in Storm's lifetime."
Even Storm's brothers, 2-year-old Kio and 5-year-old Jazz, have been sworn to secrecy, as well as one close family friend. The family, while not hiding their sex of their oldest sons, also allows them to explore their gender identity. Jazz wears his hair in pigtails.
Oy.

Apparently they weren't completely alone among folks in the frozen north; they have kindred spirits making decisions in the Toronto District School Board.  As Mark Steyn -- himself a victim of Canadian political correctness vigilantism -- observed September 22, 2012 at National Review Online:

A few years ago, when the gay-marriage bandwagon got rolling, some of us argued that “if the sex of the participants is no longer relevant, why should the number be?” The same-sex-marriage crowd swatted the polygamy shtick aside as utterly irrelevant, even though there are far more takers for polygamy than there will ever be for gay marriage, and it is, de facto, already recognized to one degree or another by multiculti types in the British Government pensions department and the French welfare system. 
So here we are in 2012, and the Toronto District School Board has a new poster called “Love Has No Gender", full of happy couples but also happy triples. This poster is in every Toronto grade school.
Heather Has Two Mommies. Heather Has Two Mommies And A Big Bearded Daddy Who Wants To Marry Her Off To Her Cousin In Pakistan. Who are we to judge?

Here's how Michael Coren -- who has been referred to as the Canadian version of Bill O'Reilly -- tackled the issue with a spokesman from a pro-family group.



My few regular readers may remember my alarm when former Mouseketeer and former self-declared virgin Britney Spears went completely over the opposite end with her 2009 smash hit comeback single, "3," which was a plainly-spoken tribute to group sex.  The title of this post ("Living In Sin Is The New Thing") references the lyrics of the song, which also included:

1, 2, 3
 Not only you and me
 Got one eighty degrees
 And I'm caught in between

 1, 2, 3
 Peter, Paul & Mary
 Gettin' down with 3P
 Everybody loves [edited]

I've seen a lot of changes in my life, which spans five decades.  But I never thought I'd see the day when parents so blithely leave child-raising decisions to public school bureaucrats.  It's not as bad in America as it is in Canada yet, but there doesn't seem to be a significant number of people who are standing up to say, "Enough's enough!"