Wednesday, March 18, 2009
PALIN > PELOSI (In Response to "jimt", Palin-hater)
Originally, this was a response to jimt, a poster on an article in ABC News' The Note blog. It's regarding Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's criticism of a Conde Nast Portfolio magazine story suggesting she has been impeding the progress of a natural gas pipeline against the wishes of the Obama Administration. My comment was rejected for submission as a comment due to its length, which got it flagged as potential spam. But I can't let a good rant go to waste. Enjoy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Writes jimt: "It is true that the left has blago and switzer, but we dont claim to be the party of holiness like the repubs."
Setting aside for the moment your inaccurate cut-and-paste Daily POS bull-oney about Valerie Plame and the Iraq War: You forgot a couple of Dems, Jim. Just a couple.
Let's see ... there's Chris "Friend of Angelo Mozilo" Dodd who is solely responsible for the AIG bonuses, as he has confirmed today [March 18] after lying about it yesterday [March 17]. But if he told the truth yesterday, it would have denied Dems a high-tech lynching of the B-HO Admin's hand-picked AIG CEO today. It also would have taken the wind out of Barry Teleprompter's attempt to 'channel the anger' of the country against private business instead of his own party.
There's Maxine "this Democrat will be about nationalizing oil companies" Waters, who had a hot flash in front of the world demanding answers of CEOs who received bailouts without disclosing she engineered a bailout for her hubby's bank. She enlisted Bawney Fwank in doing that, who is so maddog smart he didn't know his bf was running a whorehouse out of his townhouse and who was LITERALLY sleeping with one of the guys who helped put Fannie Mae on the path to self-destruction. (Now the rest of us know how it feels to get screwed by Frank too).
There's Harry Reid, who announced that the surge would fail and the Iraq War was lost to take attention off of his shady land deals, and doesn't have the integrity to admit that he was wrong. There's John Murtha, who flashes his veteran credentials often, but who called the 43rd POTUS (an Air National Guard pilot) a "chickenhawk" but didn't say the same of the 42nd, who actually was a draft dodger. Murtha convicted Iraq soldiers of "cold blooded murder" in the media before they saw the inside of a courtroom, and hasn't had the decency to apologize when they were ALL acquitted.
Then there's William "Cold Cash" Jefferson, who commandeered a Katrina rescue vehicle so he could retrieve 99K in bribe money out of his flooded house while others were waiting for fresh water and food (and cried racism when the feds found it in his freezer). High-living Ways & Means Chair Charles Rangel broke several laws and rules regarding his vacation home and his home office, and claimed that his constituents took pride in his expensive car taxpayers pay for (all of which -- unlike AIG bonuses -- he thinks isn't any of our "goddamned business").
And on a personal note, there's Nancy Pelosi. As I am a San Francisco resident she's "my" congressperson (gag). Everything you haters mistakenly think of Sarah Palin is the reality of Nancy Pelosi. The woman hadn't done diddly-squat for America for a decade until suddenly she was voted Minority Leader on the strength of her vise-grip hold on her district -- that, and her genitalia. She's an empty pantsuit with no skills other than fundraising and strong-arming, and no record of accomplishment that had nothing to do with being Democrat Party royalty by birth. Should the unthinkable occur to Obama and Biden, that blithering idiot will be Leader of the Free World.
Is Palin any better? You bet giraffe. Rising from nothing, after promising to clean up corruption in Alaska, she *actually* cleaned up corruption in Alaska, even among her fellow Republicans. Pelosi promised to clean up "the Republican culture of corruption," and then refused to take swift action against the aforementioned Jefferson (who finally lost his seat to an Asian Republican) and dragged her feet on investigating Rangel's inexcusable behavior.
If Pelosi was a Republican, some of the dumb stuff she has said ("I don’t know what was so 'Great' about the [Great] Depression, but that’s the name they give it") would have made her a national laughingstock long ago -- as she should be.
Similarly, Barack Obama has made gaffes and missteps and fall-down funny foul-ups, but he's protected by the entertainment and comedy community. This is not disputable: Never before in the history of show business (as we now know it) has the President been treated as untouchable for serious, biting satire. If you know your facts about totalitarian regimes, you know that's NOT a positive development in a free society.
So, yeah, Jim, you forgot a few (it's a partial list, done from memory). But it's not like the roster of honor-deprived, incompetent Dems would matter to you. As you said, "[W]e dont claim to be the party of holiness like the repubs." That's right. When you stand for nothing, when you have no hard-and-fast principles, nobody can ever call you a hypocrite.
As Dana Carvey's Church Lady used to say, "How conveeenient."